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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 154 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired April 2, 2026: Not afraid to eff ugly. Catching up on sleep while working. Everything you wanna know about getting a GWI.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
| 0:31.0 | to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.1 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.9 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:48.2 | Air. That's no turning back now. |
| 1:04.3 | Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:09.0 | It's damn early. |
| 1:10.1 | For those of you who haven't started up with the driving to work routine just yet, |
| 1:15.2 | we ought to let you know that roads are looking pretty decent in the metropolitan area, |
| 1:20.7 | at least so far. |
| 1:22.9 | The weather could change for the worse and quickly, of course, but the roads are more or less |
| 1:30.0 | just wet in the metro. You outstate folks will have to find out on your own, but you're used to |
| 1:36.5 | that. I thought it would be necessary, Josh, to lead off with a little gibber jabber on the road |
| 1:41.5 | condition, seeing how there was a lot of hubbub last night on television |
| 1:45.4 | about this cute little storm cutting through town. |
| 1:48.2 | Well, there are local schools that were canceled yesterday. |
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