Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there.

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The 93X half-ass morning show.

Ninety-three air. Oh, God. How long were we sitting here?

Very brief.

Okay, good.

Long enough to enjoy the song.

Lost my train of thought there, but we got to get going. And we're getting somewhere now. It's the Friday show. We're close, by God. Awful close. Welcome, everyone, to the 93X Half Fast Morning Show. Sorry, I got caught up, reading some things and writing some things down. And I had no friggin' idea where I was.

Things could get interesting later on this morning on the show,

our pal Randy Shaver.

He normally checks in with us every morning at 7.30.

And we plan on that same routine today.

But today, the peckerhead, he won't be setting in front of his garbage quality home broadcast set up there at the retirement home here in town like he normally is.

Today, Randy is in a place called Iowa City at the local hospital down there.

He's awaiting on his youngest son's wife

to splash out his latest grandkid.

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