Escaping The Khia Asylum

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Happy New Year! This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:57.7	So last night, I was deep on, I was just typing in words onto Google, such as men, full body, lift before, after.
1:16.5	Men, obviously, butt lift lift i was typing in sculptra in but okay um so men tummy tuck full body men mini tummy tuck um that was just my like bedtime ritual
1:26.2	it was just like something to really put you to bed.
1:28.5	Yeah, just something to soothe me.
1:29.9	Knocked you right out. Yeah, it kind of did. I kind of did. You were thinking about the anesthesia. Yeah, I guess. The anesthesia I'd be going under in those circumstances. Yeah. So what is it? I have a question about your ass really quick. So when you are looking up like BBL or like cool sculptor in your ass.
1:47.7	Sculptra is not the same as it's cool sculpting. So because there's cool sculpt there's M sculpt and there's Sculptra. Yeah. Sculptra seems to be the new girl on the scene. Sculptra is filler. Oh okay. Sculptra is just filler. So you can get your ass filled?
2:01.1	You can get your ass filled.
2:02.2	Just a normal Tuesday for me.
2:03.5	M-Sculpt, as you know, is when they're kind.
2:05.1	I think M-Sculpt is not dissimilar from Cool Sculpt. Okay. Yeah, no, they're very similar. Right. Yeah, no, they are for sure. No, they're not at all.
2:12.4	Because M-sculpt is, like, it's using vibrations, basically.
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