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Good Children

A Day In The Life of Mrs. Claus

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Today, Marie Claus sits down with top elf, Elphie, for a candid conversation about the state of the North Pole, Santa's recent medical crisis, the origin of the Frosty at Wendy's and the recent birth of her twins: Khloe and Lamar.  Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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drag race look, and every photo your aunt sends you of her plants. Visit jemini.comgoogle slash students to learn more and sign up terms apply. Hello, ma'am. How are you? Hi, Elsie.

1:27.1

How are you, Mrs. Quas? Oh, it's good. You can call me Marie today. Hi, Marie. How are you? Hi, Elthy. How are you, Mrs. Quas?

1:28.7

Oh, it's good. You can call me Marie today.

1:30.5

Hi, Marie. How are you? I'm doing pretty well. I can't complain. It's a little high stress. I will say that. Is it tough this year for you? Yeah, it's pretty tough down over here in the North Pole. Yeah, what's up? I have nothing much. Santa's just really not feeling well.

1:44.0

Is he not?

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