We Want A Trader Joe's Theme Park

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

The boys are back with an episode that will change everything... for Trader Joe's corprate. This week we're discussing This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Why do growing businesses love working in Slack?
0:02.8	Let's ask Christia Ari Bikes.
0:04.6	Running things in Slack saves me so much time.
0:07.3	AI summaries save 97 minutes per week.
0:10.4	What say you?
0:11.4	Rocks from Gosney.
0:12.4	Slack helps us build community.
0:13.9	It helps us build connection.
0:15.2	Your partners, vendors and customers all in one place.
0:18.3	Take us on home, Ashley from Carraway.
0:20.3	If we did have Slack tomorrow, I would explode.
0:23.4	Well, let's not let that happen.
0:25.1	Visit Slack.com slash podcast to get 50% of Slack Business Plus.
0:30.1	Santa Smize, Santa Smize.
0:33.4	I'm sorry, I know the holidays are over, but I can't get my mind off Santa Smize.
0:37.4	I will say, like, just because the holidays are over for about a month now, it doesn't mean that you can't feel jolly all year long. I feel like Santa Smy's. Santa Smy's. And I know you don't know who Santa Smy's is. And allow me to let you know. And this is obviously for everyone who's watching at home. We're talking about something
0:55.7	dated here, but it's important that we talk about it because we have to bring up tough
0:59.1	conversations like this. 100% in real time as they're happening. So Tyra Banks, as you know,
1:04.8	she has been working on her hot ice cream. Right? You're familiar with the hot ice cream. Of course.
1:09.3	Her, her ice cream brand, I believe is called SmyS cream. Smyscream. That could be completely wrong. Regardless, she has announced a new flavor called Santa Smeis. And with Santa Smeis, it's seasonal. It's, it's seasonal. Of course. We missed it. Well, it's Andrew. You can get it right now in New York City.
1:28.3	Andrew, she performed at The Simple Life. I saw that.
1:31.8	Sorry, Tyra did not perform. Santa Smize performed.
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