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🗓️ 6 December 2019
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Welp, we're doing it. You might have though Lizard People wasn't this type of show, but it turns out is. We're covering the Epstein thing. Extremely fearless comedian and writer Connie Shin is on this week to teach us all about the incongruities, mysteries, and just plain weirdnesses of the 'suicide' of America's most famous human trafficking monster. While we may all be glad Jeffrey Epstein is dead, it's a bummer he didn't get to take a bunch of other wealthy demons down with him. WHICH IS MAYBE PROOF HE WAS MURDERED?? We're slapping every trigger warning that exists on this one, probably not an episode for the younger or more sensitive listeners!
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0:00.0 | The Oh, actually I did ring up Lena Dunum. Oh, all right. Yeah. Is that a nice experience? |
0:21.6 | She was very sweet. Yeah? She was very sweet. |
0:23.2 | Yeah. |
0:24.2 | She was with a group of people that were all dressed in white. |
0:27.2 | I know, and she was wearing a full-on mids-emar headpiece. |
0:32.2 | Oh, so she was like at a costume party. Presumably? It was a birthday party. |
0:37.5 | Huh. Yeah, I think they were having a let's do an us day. What is that just a thing that like rich celebrities do? I think when I think when you're rich you're just like let's do a thing I just made up. Yeah like we have to fill our time with something because we have no struggle. |
0:53.0 | Well, we can't do what normal people do because we're not normal. |
0:56.0 | We got to do something rich and famous. |
0:59.0 | Yeah. |
1:00.0 | That seems tight. |
1:01.0 | It's like how the Kardashian's kids have third birthday parties that have like we got two elephants |
1:07.1 | They have third birthday parties like the little the little babies you know what I like it's their third birthday and then they're like oh we |
1:15.2 | got we have our my kid is having a Coachella themed birthday party but she |
1:19.4 | can't actually talk or walk yet so she doesn't know what's happening but I mean I understand |
1:24.6 | that those baby birthdays are all about the parents but I'm just like yeah yeah |
1:31.6 | yeah I think just too much money makes you crazy. |
1:35.6 | After a while you're just a majority of it is just like, I don't know, they don't seem happy. |
1:42.2 | No, no, no. Well, I don't know they don't seem happy no no well it's it's there's like such a |
1:46.8 | clear cutoff it's like up to like three million dollars you just get happier |
1:51.0 | and happier and then after that you no longer can feel the emotion of |
1:55.0 | happiness. Yeah like I think like you you quickly get used to it and then you're bored and then |
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