Taylor Swift Is A Satanic Clone with Beth Appel

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

She's the leggy blonde who captured our hearts with her tuneful caterwauling and wacky romantic misadventures. But could Taylor Swift also be a clone of the High Priestess of the Church of Satan bent on creating the Antichrist and bringing about the end of the world?? Idk, maybe! This week actor/comedian/improviser Beth Appel schools us on the obvious signs that Tay is the same person as Zeena Schreck (née LaVey) and that she absolutely loves the devil. And we make some discoveries along the way, including the fact that Katelyn is incredibly pretentious and nobody knows Taylor Swift's music as well as they think they do. This episode is the last one of the year, so enjoy and see you in a few weeks!

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0:00.0	The Yeah, I'm the face of Walmart, no. I'm in one Walmart commercial, yeah.
0:14.0	Are you going to be?
0:16.0	Yeah.
0:18.0	What was it?
0:21.0	No, I'm in one Walmart commercial.
0:23.4	Yeah, are you going to be the flow of Walmart?
0:27.1	I, you know, I think you'll always go into a commercial shoot like, what if...
0:31.4	This isn't planned as a series but what if I knock it out of the
0:37.2	park so hard and this becomes like this viral thing and they're like we got to
0:41.0	get Beth back people demand they're yeah we got to get Beth back. People demand.
0:43.0	They're like, who's that girl?
0:45.0	Yeah, I have more.
0:46.0	And then you're just a millionaire.
0:48.0	Uh-huh. She's got to be a gazillionaire.
0:50.0	Yes.
0:51.0	How much does she make Perad?
0:52.0	She's an improv person.
0:54.0	Uh, she's, she's, she's a groundling.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	Um, are you looking up her net worth?
1:00.0	Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh, but those things are not.
1:07.0	I think if you looked up my net worth, I would probably say one of those, those are always fake.
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