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🗓️ 29 November 2019
⏱️ 53 minutes
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It was the ship of dreams... til the Titanic got her ass sank by an iceberg. But some out there think the Titanic never sank at all. Some people think it was another ship that was intentionally iceberged to the depths for the insurance payout. People like Siena East! The stand-up comic popped in to discuss the theory that the White Star Line made a last minute swap that made them a whole bunch of money - at least until things went extremely wrong.
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0:00.0 | The I grew up in LA but like New York was just there were different rules and like so city fine danger fine |
0:24.2 | ladders above me that just dropped down not okay don't want it guys so you're |
0:28.1 | used to like oh I've been followed from the subway station or whatever oh yeah |
0:32.1 | someone's fall it's a bus yeah, someone's follow me off the bus. |
0:35.0 | It looks like I'm going to call my mom and go into a store |
0:37.0 | and wait for this guy to leave and then I'm going to go somewhere else. |
0:40.0 | Oh, being a woman is so wild, it's so tight. Ex exhausting. It's so tiring. I'm so tired all the time. |
0:49.2 | I was like talking with a group of people the other day who I don't see that often who were like kind of casually like being like actually women like don't have it that hard and I just went off and was like yeah cool that's cool because like I have a too |
1:06.6 | crazy to rape routine where when someone is approaching on the street and I'm scared I do |
1:10.9 | that so that's what my life is like. Oh my sister has also like that's |
1:15.6 | the plan you know you just act crazy so I don't want to deal with you. |
1:18.2 | Yep, yes. I just go act 15 then it's like worse you know you're an adult woman that's bad but like oh it's a child like hopefully |
1:25.6 | Hopefully do you with a real bad fucker if they're fine with that right because that's a gamble |
1:30.8 | 80% of casual street harassers are going to be like, oh never mind, I feel bad. But then that last 20% is going to be like, yes. I got him. |
1:39.0 | And I'm like, oh no, that's not what I wanted. I'm actually 30. Oh, you do do a no offense you do have a baby face so you could |
1:45.9 | pull that off for a while. Yeah I know all the kids at the wedding love telling me |
1:51.2 | how young I looked. The kids a seven year old was |
1:55.6 | telling me that I was definitely not 26 he was like no you're not that seven |
2:00.0 | year olds think everyone is 40. That's so funny. |
2:03.4 | I feel like every little child I've interacted with has been like, |
2:06.1 | what are you, like 65? |
2:07.5 | I'm like, when I use, I know you don't mean that. |
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