All right, I officially convene an emergency session of TBTL here in space car behind the radio station.

TBTL breaking news.

All right, what's going on?

You know the weird part about this is we walked past four usable studios.

But those studios are now for emergency situations.

So think about going to the car to record this felt like it was appropriate considering that we have some pressing business.

Now listen, if you're hearing this on Friday, right, you're probably thinking to yourself, wait a minute.

Wahapa in the words of Fred Willard, they're supposed to be doing a live show in Seattle tonight and then uploading it.

And that in fact is still going to happen probably.

But yesterday when we went to the venue, the rendezvous in Belltown, we found out that they had double booked us.

So the jewel box theater that we were going to be performing in at eight o'clock was currently booked for a group of drag kings.

I don't know what you guys know about drag kings, but we decided it wasn't worth trying to fight them.

Are you now revealing that our special guest tonight is not a drag king?

It has not been confirmed or denied if there will be a few drag kings that wander down into the grotto, which is where we've been moved.

If you guys know, if you're from Seattle, you know about the rendezvous.

There's a downstairs space. It's called the grotto. That is where we are going to be.

So the big purpose of this little emergency message is to let all of you know who are coming out to the show tonight that we've actually moved it downstairs.

It's the same place when you walk in instead of going into the jewel box, go downstairs.

If you walk into the jewel box and you see a bunch of drag kings yell cacao to cacao to them and then go downstairs where TBL is happening.

Or just respectfully and quietly back out of the theater and go downstairs. Is your choice really?

So that's one of the updates. The other thing that I want to mention is I have a plan for tonight because we did.

I'll be totally honest with you. We got a little jacked over by the venue, not on purpose.

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