All right, from a place deep, deep underground and highly, highly unsafe, based on most

of the fire codes of a man, welcome everybody to a Friday night edition of TBTL, the show

that just might be too beautiful to live.

This party is going to be off of the hook.

Tonight featuring a very special guest, a Mr. Dan Savage, I'm a really good sixth person.

I do it all the different ways.

And also a band called OK Sweetheart, featuring the comedy stylings of one Andrew Walsh,

and the one the only Japan's number one mixer, Mr. Sean DeTouric.

I can all write it, I will do it live.

My name is Luke Burbank, weighing in at 189 pounds.

All right, I'll take that.

I don't know if that was a cat call or a congratulations.

It might have been a congrat.

I can't really make that into a word.

I was trying to combine cat call and congratulations.

Anyway, thank you guys very much for being here tonight with us.

If you've looked around, you might have noticed that you're in a death trap right now.

And the story of how you ended up in this death trap is that we were supposed to have

this room upstairs called the Jewelbox Theater.

And it holds more people than this room does.

And it has an actual sound person as opposed to a very nervous Andrew Walsh.

Nervous?

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