Episode #1308: The TBTLToday Show, 4th Hour
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2013
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Jen transcribes an entire episode of the 4th Hour of The Today Show & then Luke and Andrew take their best shot at doing the same segments, with mixed results.
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| 0:00.0 | So what I'm understanding here, correct me if I'm wrong, is that you're not |
| 0:04.5 | giving me any money. |
| 0:07.2 | So now I'm left basically with nothing. |
| 0:09.2 | I'm left with zero, in which what can I do with zero? |
| 0:14.2 | You know, what can I, I can't do anything with it. |
| 0:16.7 | I need to, this is my life here we're talking about. |
| 0:18.8 | We're not just talking about, you know, something else. |
| 0:20.8 | We're talking about my life, you know, and it's forcing me to do something. |
| 0:23.8 | I don't want to do to leave, to go out and just leave and go home and |
| 0:29.8 | say, make a clean cut here and say, no way, Korky, you're not putting up with |
| 0:35.0 | these people and I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people because you're |
| 0:39.2 | bastard people. |
| 0:40.9 | That's what you are. |
| 0:41.7 | You're just bastard people and I'm going home and I'm going to, I'm going to |
| 0:45.2 | bite my pillow. |
| 0:46.4 | It's what I'm going to do. |
| 0:52.6 | Radio so cold, you stand up in front of a cold piece of steel called the |
| 0:56.6 | microphone, no warmth, no beauty, no money. |
| 1:00.4 | There is no problem in the world that can't be solved by throwing money at it. |
| 1:04.0 | Forget car washes, forget kindle sales, forget big sales. |
| 1:10.8 | And please, please, do not have another spaghetti dinner. |
| 1:15.8 | Hey, that man hits money. |
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