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Childish

Episode 99 - Greg's Big News!

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Greg shares some exciting news and also mispronounces Dua Lipa's name in a way that makes Alison think of vaginas. We talk about the length of time pot stays in breastmilk, the horrors of spanking, and Mandy Moore comparing childbirth to an acid trip. Plus we celebrate women sharing the real truth about motherhood while Alison tries to stay relaxed about a potty training regression.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Chaldeche, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid, Chaldeche, Chaldeche, this all freaks me out of it, Chaldeche, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid, Chaldeche, oh shit, who the hell decided I was ready for this?

0:24.0

Hey now Greg, it's Simmons here, Allison Rosen here, and together we make up a duo, like duo Lepa, oh yeah, can we talk about that?

0:36.0

duo Lepa?

0:38.0

Yeah, have you listened to duo Lepa or do you know about duo Lepa?

0:42.0

I just know the name, I am ashamed to admit how out of touch with current music I am, I didn't even watch the Grammys, as someone who used to write about music, who covered that for years,

0:53.0

it's really a travesty and a tragedy, it's a tragic travesty.

0:59.0

It is a travesty, but it's something that can be remedied, Allison, and what I did today, because I missed the Grammys, I heard they were great, I heard there's a lot of good music out there, so I spent the last couple days, you know, you go on Spotify and you just put in 2021 Grammys playlist, and it has all the music on there,

1:20.0

and I was shocked, I was shocked at how much of it I really enjoyed, and the little bit that I watched at the Grammys was this chick duo Lepa, and she's out on stage and she's got on like a bikini basically, and she's fucking gorgeous, and she is doing splits and shaking her ass, and you know, and then the singing I thought I was so distracted by this travesty,

1:49.0

because, you know, I like, I like fucking Janice Joplin, some overweight drug-addled, frizzy-haired fucking drunk, like that's, that's interesting, blondie, fucking Chrissy Hyde,

2:06.0

but then I listened to the music apart from watching it, and I actually heard fucking really good music,

2:15.0

and so I went down the rabbit hole, and it turns out, because you know, my whole thing is like, I'm tired of singing, I don't want to see some girl who got famous at 14 because of Instagram, and she's a model, but then she had a bunch of producers, auto-sacre voice, and now she's a star,

2:33.0

and so I looked this chick up expecting exactly that, and no, no, no, no, Alison Rose, why am I hogging this show?

2:40.0

You know, I'm interested though, and look, fall this closure, as we discussed before we started, I am feeling a little bit low and tired, so Greg, I give you the mic.

2:52.0

I was asked to carry the load a little bit today, and I took up the mantle.

2:57.0

So, I suppose one could interpret events that way, it's a slightly different than my interpretation, but still I say, tell me about Duolipa,

3:08.0

and also is her name a reference to the Vag, two lips.

3:12.0

It is a reference to her real name, which is really her name, and she was, she was born in like Croatia, and they fled during a war, civil war.

3:25.0

Sounds about right.

3:26.0

I moved to London when she was like five, and then she got into singing, parents were fucking dirt poor, and you know, dad was in a band, and then they moved back to Croatia when the revolution was over,

3:42.0

and you know, like, fucking rough ass chas, rough as a childhood could be, and then back to London again when she was like 15 to stay with a friend of the family, went to school, got all these, mastered a few languages, took up modeling, so she could pay money, so she could write, wrote her, it's the other thing they never do is they never write their own music or play an instrument.

4:11.0

This chick wrote all her own music, had a very distinct vision of what she wanted to perform, she's extremely outspoken about politics, walks the walk, and she's pretty amazing, so yeah, check out Duolipa.

4:25.0

Okay, so I think you were saying Duolipa, which I think it's Duolipa.

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