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Childish

Episode 98 - A Festival for the Senses

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

A Seattle dad feeds his daughter with a beer bong and a younger wife wonders how to tell her older husband to spruce up his appearance. Plus #FreeDrSeuss, picking, Owen falling off the bed and more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I love that song stay away to heaven and childish those are my jams

0:28.4

they I want that song played at my funeral what are you gonna die by the way

0:34.0

if you thought about that like what's your ideal age to die oh I want to

0:38.9

like I want to just brush up against 100 no I want to be in my healthy

0:44.6

early to mid-90s I'm gonna say that you want to check out in your 70s right

0:51.0

that's 70s but I think like 81 feels feels about right I mean let's not

0:58.7

kid ourselves we were just talking before the podcast about laying in bed and

1:03.3

having the option of either going out and doing all the things that make you

1:06.8

happy or staying in the fetal position and we both defaulted to fetal yeah yeah

1:14.3

I know I know because I was so comfortable in bed and I'm like but my children

1:20.3

everything I love is out there and I just would rather stay right here so I know

1:27.3

I just can't imagine living double I mean I'm 54 but you're only like how

1:34.1

old are you like 40 40 oh thank you I am 45 all right so imagine living the

1:41.3

amount you've lived all over again are you high that's too much I hear what

1:50.7

you're saying but at the same time it's a little bit unnerving to think I've

1:55.4

I'm already halfway over the hump yeah and it's just gonna be diminishing

2:01.6

years from now on I mean some people live right to the end I mean you see

2:06.1

somebody like I mean Mel Brooks is still going he's still enjoying himself being

2:10.8

funny he likes to be vital I'm 54 and I'm I'm ready to wrap it up I think it are

2:22.3

you gonna make me a podcast widow because what would I do you got me till I'm 81

2:27.5

so so so many episodes it's a manageable amount of episodes we'll keep

2:34.6

scaling it down until it's once a month then it's once a year it's our annual

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