Episode 98 - Dick on The Trademark

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2018

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Maddox loses his trademark application for sole ownership of "The Biggest Problem in the Universe", bullying, bully hunting, and hunting the bully hunters, Happy Birthday Thieves, the first stop in Asterios' Garage Tour, middle age Jaeger's, everything you ever needed to know about buying a house, four-square disasters, congressional hearings, the hot girl on Izzy Nobre's Instagram, custom Gameboys, The Sucker's Paradise, my new Skinner Box app "S*ve the Whales", Kimball vs. Madcucks, Stephen Burch the Hero calls in, an Erotic 4/20 Story from a Real Man, and Sean's sisters are in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Jesus.
0:03.0	He is a thing.
0:05.0	What the fuck is going on
0:08.0	the fuck is going on?
0:10.0	You got a loose seal in there man.
0:14.0	You got some gaskets you got to check out.
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Yeah!
0:26.0	Welcome to Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick, you need Dick. You got it, it's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker
0:30.6	deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:33.2	I'm your host Dick Masterson, aka the 20 million dollar man.
0:38.0	With me as always Sean the jopi audio engineer.
0:43.2	Hello Dick.
0:43.7	What's up buddy?
0:44.6	I don't know.
0:45.6	falling apart.
0:46.6	He's got all kinds of gases coursing through his veins and systems.
0:50.6	But it wasn't a burp, like I'm not, I'm just making noise. I don't know what's happening
0:54.7	Oh those all those get you and embarrass you every time. Yeah you ever have it happened in like your
0:59.9	lower back like down by your tailbone? Yes!
1:03.4	You're like, I didn't fart!
1:04.8	Like, my spine has farts now?
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