Episode 97 - Dick on Big Red

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2018

⏱️ 170 minutes

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Summary

The myth of blue blood, prostitution and Congress' continuing attempt to get in Lady Liberty's pants, what is simple battery, times I have been attacked by women, the LARPing bearded "badasses" of LA, Mumkey Jones the almost English teacher, playing baseball for the worst team in the world, Kevin from The Thought Cops, the time I was attacked by six housewives, a financial aid based cryptocurrency, and 80s Girl is assaulted by a drunken Caitlin Hall at the Seven Grand after an argument about Maddox's Lolsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick.
0:03.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:08.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:11.0	Dick.
0:12.0	Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah! Yeah!
0:20.0	H! Oh, Welcome to Dick! Yeah,
0:24.0	welcome to Dick. You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick.
0:26.0	You got it.
0:27.0	It's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker.
0:32.0	Deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:34.8	I'm your host Dick Masterson, the $20 million man, perhaps you've heard of me.
0:38.6	With me as always is Sean, audio engineer.
0:41.0	Hello Dick.
0:41.8	Hey, what's up buddy? Joining us because I answer emails drunk sometimes is Kevin from the thought police.
0:49.0	Thought cops.
0:50.0	Ticops. Two different podcasts.
0:53.0	God damn it.
0:54.0	I asked you before.
0:56.0	I asked you before and I made a note in my mind to say it properly.
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