What don't you understand? It's crystal clear. Ron Donald do's, okay?

The four P's and one B, politeness, professionalism, perfectionism, proactive, be on time.

I have a proactive suggestion. No, you know, I think we get the system.

Okay, then what don't you understand, Kyle? What are you doing? Don't do that. Don't-

But duality. What? No, don't do that. Now it's five P's. No, I already have four P's.

That's an RDD. That's a Ron Donald do? No, Ron Donald don'ts. This is so confusing, Ron.

All right, well, this is going to be pretty straight forward because it's just your average

every day, Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show that's probably too beautiful

to live. Oh, yeah. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host today. This is episode 972 in a

collector series. We have actually a lot to talk about. Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming

tonight on TBTL. We've got a new segment for you. Actually, you know what? I think this is,

we've done this one time before. This is the second time we've done a segment called-

I wish I hadn't done that. We've also got a little bit of scientific information to pass

on to you involving the Higgs boson, even though as we've established on this show, the-

I heard the jury still out on science. This is of course something taking place at our favorite

research facility, the CERN laboratory over in Switzerland. And last but not least, we've

got an edition of That's Not News. That's Not News. Another scintillating headline from CNN that

is really not news in our opinion. We'll get into that. First, let's get Jen Flash, Andrews.

I love Jesus, but I drank a little. Diled up and on the air. Hi, Jennifer.

Hi. How are you on this Tuesday? I'm grateful to be alive. Let me tell you, I have this,

I have this gigantic, framed poster of a Lyle, my best Lyle love it show. I ever went to the one

where I had the sign that said my husband says I can go home with you. It was like my-

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