Right after the break, we're going to interview Eric Wyhenmayer, who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest, but he's gay.

I mean, he's gay, excuse me, he's blind.

T-B-T-L!

Hey folks, welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live and we are ready, my friends, to let the fun begin.

Yes, let the fun begin.

Indeed, this is episode 971 in a collector series.

Oh yeah!

I'm your host, Luke Burbank.

I don't know what I'm weighing in at today.

If I had to guess, I'd say 170.

If I had to guess, truthfully, I'd say probably about 198 or something.

I don't know, we've got a lot of...

Hi, this is Luke's mom, since you're coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

I'm glad that was entertaining for you, Flash.

It's rare that I actually create genuine laughter.

Usually it's just you're shining me on trying to make the show sound less awkward, but...

It was so unexpected, not 170.

Ah, you know, I know.

We've got a bunch of different fun stuff for you today, including, of course, because it is Monday, Granny Time.

It's Granny Time!

Also, we've got a T-B-T-L-P-S-A.

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