You're listening to me, Mr. Kickass. Mr. Rubber-Burner. You wiped that hot chat gun off your

face or I'll shoot it off you. You got that? I finished up the tater. I'm going to go

fond of my sweaters. Come on, what? Finish up the taters. And then what did you say? And

then what did I say? You said you were going to go fond of your sweaters. No, I didn't.

I said I'm going to fondue with Chetera, saying I'm making fondue with Chetera cheese

for dinner tonight. How gene? That is not what you said. It is what I said.

Fondue Chetera. Okay fine. Okay, see you later. You're going to stop by my

bum for real quicksake.

Hey there folks, welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show

that's probably too beautiful to live. Among other things, my name is Luke Burbank.

I'm your host, weighing in at a surprising 197 pounds. Oh my God guys, we're crushing

it. Surprising and sad that that's actually kind of a banner day for me. That's the world

we live in folks. We're in a post-911 world where American Airlines pilots can use iPads

during the takeoff of the plane. And I'm happy to weigh 197 pounds. Speaking of those

American Airlines pilots, we've got a new segment dedicated to them called them.

How dare you? Which I think is going to be a lot of fun. Also, another new segment called

you can't handle the cute. If you've got cute hair, I'm going to say damn girl, you've got

some cute hair. About a lovable, plucky seal who climbed right into a New Zealand woman's

house and all of our hearts. It's all coming up this episode, 973 in a collector series.

Right over there, Jen Flash, Andrew. I love Jesus, but I drink a little. Actually, I think

the way we met was you climbed through a cat door at the radio station. And then you

just sat down in my cubicle. It's adorable. It couldn't get rid of you. Oh, speaking of

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