Episode 96 - Dick on The Status Quo

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2018

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Summary

My problem with Sateen sheets, the Smurflings were whack, Status Quo bias, the taxes that boil us slowly, Lagavulin says Nick Rekieta drinks their Scotch wrong, Bunty King calls in, the death of humor on the Internet, Digibro and Mumkey Jones' fall out and who is the Maddox, defending the indefensible, I am worse than (virtual) child porn in some circles, interrupting Dad's sexy time, the advent rage calendar, and five million downloads, and my latest legal bill; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Set it early. Got a lot of stuff to cover.
0:05.0	B-b-b-bo-bo-bo-
0:07.0	Let me see what I've got here.
0:10.0	Okay. A lot of stuff to cover do it?
0:12.0	O, yep, yep, y it? O my God, look at all these stats that I've got.
0:17.0	Wow, you're really going up.
0:18.0	Look at how formatted that is too.
0:20.0	I know, man.
0:21.0	This is my life.
0:23.0	I put all this shit together and then I never read.
0:27.0	No.
0:28.0	Even part of it.
0:29.0	It's good info though.
0:31.0	I worked hard. Not smart, yeah. Yeah!
0:37.0	Yeah! Yeah!
0:40.0	Yeah!
0:42.0	Welcome to Dick.
0:44.0	You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick.
0:46.0	You got it, it's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live.
0:50.0	From a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host Dick Masterson aka the 20 million dollar man with me as always
0:59.0	Sean the audio engineer. Hello Dick. Hey, what's up buddy? damn it, did everybody get stumped right in the tip of their dicks this week?
1:06.7	Yeah.
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