Episode 95 - Dick on Chutzpah

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2018

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Pornhub: The Promised Land of de-platforming, taking protesting teenagers off the streets for their own safety, gearing up for "The Revenge of the Jedi", the Squatty Potty debate, Maddox's attempt at a $2,545 shakedown, how to tell if a chick is ovulating, Captain Jack*ss investigates Dustin's Dickumentary, how many chicks is too many chicks, the Omnibus bill, eating hair, Ron Babcock is "sorry not sorry", and Chutzpah explodes all over the lolsuit with a new motion for sanctions; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	What do you have pegboard here for?
0:03.0	To hang on the wall.
0:05.0	So you can hang tools from it or?
0:07.0	Well, no, I hung up all the audio cables.
0:09.0	Oh, that's a good idea.
0:10.0	Yeah.
0:11.0	Man, uh, the joke is on me for posting any type of DIY home improvement project on the internet.
0:20.4	Here, let me start the show.
0:22.4	Okay.
0:23.0	Presenting.
0:24.0	Dick. Dick.
0:25.0	Dick.
0:26.0	Dick.
0:27.0	Dick.
0:28.0	Dick. Dick.
0:30.0	Greening. Dick Dick! Dick!
0:34.0	Dick!
0:35.0	Ready!
0:36.0	Yeah!
0:38.0	Yeah!
0:42.0	Yeah! Welcome to Dick! You want taking, you need Dick, you love Dick. You got it, it's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I am your host, Dick Masters,
0:54.4	in the 20 million dollar man. The 20 million dollar man with me as always as Sean the audio engineer.
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