Episode 94 - Dick on Doubling Down
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2018
⏱️ 136 minutes
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Summary
Chick Jeopardy, Intersectional Engineering, Brad from Phone Losers gets raided by the FBI, replacing your credit card numbers, making the NRA friendlier, Peach has more issues with the bathroom, MyRoomRecords releases "Too Small of an Album", St. Patrick's Day, midnight miracle vomiting, Squatty-Potties, the mustard bet, an erotic forgery, "My First Sanctions", Maddox's newly filed and massively frivolous hissy-fit, and the show prepares to pass FIVE MILLION DOWNLOADS; all that and more this week on the Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah, welcome to Dick. You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick, you got it. |
| 0:25.0 | It's the only show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker. |
| 0:30.0 | Deep in the heart of the city of failure, I am your host Dick Masters and the 20 million dollar man. |
| 0:34.8 | With me as always a Shawnee on you, engineer. |
| 0:36.8 | Hello Dick. |
| 0:37.8 | Hey what's up buddy, joining us today for this very, very disastrously hungover episode. |
| 0:44.6 | The day after St. Patrick's Day, I don't know why we do this is Peach Saliva. |
| 0:49.0 | Hello today. |
| 0:49.6 | Hi, I don't know why I schedule this after St. Patrick's Day, especially at 11. |
| 0:56.0 | That is just, that is psychotic. |
| 0:58.0 | Not even at 12, like I could, I could have just pushed it back to 12, but... |
| 1:02.0 | True. |
| 1:03.0 | A lot of self-loathing going. |
| 1:04.0 | I don't want to admit that, you know... |
| 1:06.0 | That I'm not quite functional. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.0 | I don't want to admit in a text to, via, to Sean that I have, I don't have the control that I think I do. |
| 1:16.2 | Well, you know, it doesn't need to be said. Yeah, it does need to be said. You think? |
| 1:21.8 | Aggressively, yes. I need to be said. You think? Aggressively. Yes. |
| 1:23.6 | I need to say it now while I'm in the state of this irreparable, un-nutable, |
| 1:29.8 | throughable hangover that I've got. |
| 1:32.4 | God bless. God bless the 2 a.m. throw up too. |
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