From Bolton's old monastic tower, the bells ring loud with gladsome power.

The sun shines bright, the fields again, with people in their best array

of stall and doublet, hood and scarf, along the banks of crystal wharf

and thus, in joyous mood, they high to Bolton's mouldering priority.

Is that why you went to bed early last night so you could learn that power?

Yes.

Mission accomplished.

Oh, we're about to accomplish a mission right here right now on what we call a Wednesday

afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Things are going to start happening to me now.

Yes, indeed.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I'm your host, this is episode 943, and I collect your series very excited

that we've got full computer operations working once again.

Oh, yeah.

It's got me feeling almost happy of myself.

I feel happy of myself.

We've got a great show for you on this Wednesday evening.

Hi, this is Luke Bob Tushy coming tonight on TBTL.

We got a new segment called, um, is this exploitation?

Also, it's Wednesday, so we'll tell you about things that are pretty cool.

And we'll even maybe throw it a callmaker.

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