Episode #944: We Couldn't Love Almonds Any More

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2011

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	Do you know what today is?
0:02.0	Tuesday.
0:03.0	This is my cat's birthday today.
0:05.0	I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry.
0:07.0	We let it out by accident?
0:08.0	No, because he died three months ago, okay?
0:10.0	So now who's the funny guy?
0:12.0	Sorry.
0:13.0	Alright?
0:14.0	Today is his birthday and it is a tradition that on his birthday I'd get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert.
0:21.6	Don't worry bro, your cat's going to heaven.
0:23.6	Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven.
0:25.6	He was a little f***er. He could have gone to hell.
0:27.6	TBTL.
0:33.6	Hey there, folks. Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL. This right here, this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
0:43.4	$300 in a photo ID gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the guardian owls of legend.
0:48.6	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, weighing in at 196 pounds.
0:54.5	Sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room.
0:57.8	He's for fun.
0:58.9	It's all right, though.
1:00.2	I have managed to at least stay off the coffee for the last two weeks.
1:03.7	Oh, yeah.
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