Episode #942: No Jose
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 November 2011
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Today Luke is back from Vegas and Jen is relieved that TIVO won't cause her to miss breaking news stories. Plus we check in with last week's news stories and find that Scotty just sings it that way.
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| 0:00.0 | There was another time where I wanted very badly to be a male model and I saw the guys |
| 0:07.7 | in the magazines and I thought oh I could do that so I saved a little money, got a head |
| 0:11.8 | shot together and went to the biggest modeling agency in the city and one of the agents |
| 0:16.9 | there said something to me I will never forget I want you guys to think about this too. |
| 0:20.7 | He said, if you don't get out of here right now I'm calling the police. |
| 0:24.4 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:27.7 | I'll never notice that we're bringing them a slightly improvised Tuesday afternoon edition |
| 0:39.4 | of T-B-T-L. This of course is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 0:45.1 | Okay so look we've already had some high points and some low points in terms of the technical |
| 0:53.8 | aspects of the show. My computer is still in the shop and so we kind of trying to use |
| 0:59.3 | the iPad here and as you can hear we didn't have our normal recording of the T-B-T-L singing |
| 1:04.6 | so we just sang it ourselves. I don't think anyone really would have noticed if I didn't |
| 1:08.3 | point it out. Right over there is Jen Flash Andrews, a long time producer of the show |
| 1:13.2 | Hello Jennifer. Hi. My name is Luke Burbank I'm the host is episode 942 in a collector series |
| 1:19.1 | and we've got a bunch of stuff to talk about. We've got a follow-up file where we will |
| 1:24.5 | bring you news on Skyrim Recreary and his National Anthem lyrical choices which continue |
| 1:29.8 | to mystify us. Also a new family gets lost and has to call 911 and in maybe the most |
| 1:37.7 | meta moment of 911 recordings the husband is worried that they're going to come off like |
| 1:43.3 | the people who got caught in the corn maze calling 911. And then of course it's Monday |
| 1:47.9 | so that means it's granny time where Jen will share with us some of her musings things |
| 1:54.5 | like that. Although I'm not going to look like a grandpa today. I'm wearing this sweater |
| 1:58.5 | it's kind of a Mr. Roger Z kind of sweater I'm wearing it I'm trying to I'm trying |
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