Episode 92 - Dick on Suppositories

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2018

⏱️ 144 minutes

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The Dick Show Album charts at #2 in Billboard comedy, Vicodin hoarding nurses, brushing my teeth with new things, youth sports parents, Male Autism, David Hogg is a little POS, FigBat DiggerNick gets kidney stones, UPS postage reuse, Larry's Flag Day, Harmful Opinions talks Twitch ToS violations, uppity waitresses, customer service hostages, the Corporatocracy, and the cuck bounty; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Here we go.
0:02.0	Presenting. Dick Dick Dick! Dick! Dick!
0:13.0	Dick!
0:15.0	Ready!
0:16.0	Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:22.0	Yeah! You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick, you got it. It's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker, from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain.
0:34.0	I am your host. Dick Masterson, the 20 million dollar man.
0:38.0	With me as always, Sean the audio engineer.
0:40.0	Hello Dick.
0:41.0	Hey, what's up buddy?
0:42.0	Almost had at that time. What's that? Almost had the whole intro that time. Yeah. I tried to I tried to nail it that time. I went for it. Usually I stumble and stammered through it and this time I actually really went for it and I
0:54.0	fucked up the concrete bunker part.
0:56.0	Well that's right.
0:57.0	A lot of times you go, you got it after you've said a couple more sentences.
1:00.8	That's true.
1:01.8	Yeah. I have a phobia of concrete related commentary.
1:05.8	As one would, who's been banned from Twitter.
1:08.2	It cost me one of myself.
1:10.1	Yeah, yeah.
1:10.9	We have these profiles and social profiles we create that are little avatars of ourselves, of ourselves in the digital world, a mind got axed over a concrete related comment.
1:22.0	Yeah.
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