Episode 91 - Dick on Road Rage: Portland

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2018

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

Road Rage: Portland, planting the strip club seed, women hiding your stuff, bathroom fans that are too quiet, playing the poop blues, cops preventing crimes, 80s Guy loses his keys, the Portland Goss Bomb, Jane Walker Black, the future dystopia and the purchasing power of women, The Dick Show IQ Test, double doors, self-censorship, and getting my nipples pulled off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I'm just getting a bunch of these new cameras.
0:03.0	It's great.
0:05.0	Yeah?
0:06.0	This was like a trial run.
0:07.0	Mm-hmm.
0:08.0	How many are you going to get?
0:11.0	Two?
0:12.0	Oh. Two additional ones? You said a bunch of new cameras what do you consider just
0:16.4	a bunch more than two that you're just gonna put them all over the place I'm
0:20.4	gonna return that one and get three just to so I could tell you well that would be a that would be a few a few I thought two to three was a few
0:28.5	to a cup of well you know yeah a couple is two you look you is three or more a few is three or more well yeah a few
0:36.2	is three but you know probably not couple is two not more than four or five yeah
0:40.1	couples is two or one like if you say I hooked up with a couple of Broads last night.
0:45.0	It could be two, yeah, or one.
0:50.0	Or one. Either way, you're not a liar.
0:52.0	Yeah. All liar. Yeah.
0:53.0	All right.
0:54.0	Yeah.
0:55.0	Yeah.
0:57.0	Resetting.
0:58.0	Gee. Dick.
1:01.0	Dick. Dick. Dick.
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