And good afternoon, he took home top prize at the county fair demolition derby, but his time in the spotlight took a different turn.

Well, we are here at the demolition derby pit where last night, Nicholasville police were already waiting for David Warner as soon as he got out of his vehicle.

They were trying to say I was drunk. I drank eight beers yesterday. That was all I drank.

Game set match. Hey everybody, welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Don't stay in my house if you're dark-satted.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

This is episode 899 in a collector series. Hold on, wait a second.

Jen, I think we got a little off on the scorekeeping. I don't know where it happened, but we got an email from the listeners and normally I completely ignore what they have to say and I assume that they're wrong.

Sometimes rudely so, but I have to admit that I went back to iTunes and it went 895, 896, 897, 899.

What happened to 898? Why isn't anyone looking for 898?

So I don't know and our handy-dandy website is off by an episode.

I don't understand what's going on with the numbering of these shows. It's like they keep disappearing.

It's a very bizarre and I guess I would just say to any of the people at home who are judging us, try to do 900 or so podcasts and keep track of the number you're on and you might be surprised at how hard it is.

I don't know why, but even though yesterday we said it was 899 and even though someone went on my Facebook page today and said,

I'll be raising a glass of Chateau Saint-Michel to you today as you hit episode 900. I said to them, silver lining alert.

You can also be drunk tomorrow, so yeah.

Anyway, it's episode 899 and I collectors series and we have a whole bunch to talk about.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on TBL.

We'd like JC Penny and actually the people making a thing that was recently banned from JC Penny to stop it.

Also, TBL is legal eagles.

It's literally illegal.

And we've got an update in case you're someone who might be looking into suing your parents for bad parenting.

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