And if the cruise is anything, be it appreciation, be it a voyage, be it an adventure that leads back to ourselves, be it a cartwheel or a summer salt.

If you find the cruise in a piece of carrot cake, if you find the cruise in a tapest bar, the one thing the cruise always is, I think, is sincere.

And sincerity is one of my favorite victories in this lifetime.

Hey everybody, welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Here's some money, go see a Star Wars.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

I don't still, still don't really know what I'm weighing, but one day too of me being at least moderately healthy.

Do you not see me rocking this chiseled flap of hard man body?

Ah so that's, you know, really coming together.

It's episode 899, who were on the, around the cusp of an entirely new century of these programs.

It's 899 in a collector series and there's going to be a lot to talk about.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Doody, coming tonight on TBTL.

We've got a, we've got a classic for you, eh?

No, thank you, Rich Cusarian.

Which we discussed with you some of the terrible, terrible PR pitches that we get from people who want to get their topics discussed on this program.

Also, we've got a TBTL PSA.

Say you're at a McDonald's, a couple of guys approach you with a screaming deal on iPads.

Well, we'll tell you how you should, how you should handle that particular situation.

And, um, let's see, we've also got, um, oh, it's Wednesday, so.

Oh, we, we, that's right, call makers in which we call you the, the tens of listeners.

We can never do that though without the assistance of...

I love changes, but I drink a little.

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