When you are sitting in the middle of Midtown Manhattan, you are sitting amongst the 20th century invention a city that grew up at an explosion as an

explosion, it is an explosion, an experiment, a system of test tubes, gargling, boiling out of control, radioactive atoms, whirling.

Civilization has never looked like this before.

This is ludicrousness and this cannot last.

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Hey folks, welcome to TBTL.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

It's like a set in hot water. I'm hooked.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Hey, you know what I did today? I actually went for a run before work and then I actually ate a somewhat moderately healthy amount of food so far today.

So things are really turning around.

The world needs to see the madness that is my upper torso, okay?

This is an episode. I still know what I'm weighing. I still haven't gotten to the point where I want to weigh myself flash, but...

What time did you wake up?

Sadly, considering I'm on the air at 9am, you'd think the answer's going to be like 5.30.

Would you believe 7am?

Would you believe I showed up for the radio show?

Just sweaty, ruddy.

I had showered, but I wasn't right.

And also I haven't been on a run in forever.

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