Episode #896: Poop Storm!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2011
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Luke reports on the Jeff Bridges concert, Jen reviews the VMAs, and a local TV reporter learns the hard way about letting raw sewage get into your mouth.
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| 0:00.0 | He died. He died. It's so many young men of his generation before his time. Then |
| 0:07.1 | there was them. Lord, you took him. As you took so many bright flowering young men at |
| 0:13.7 | Caseon, at Londock, at Hill, free 64. These young men gave their lives. So, |
| 0:22.7 | Donnie, Donnie, who loved bowling. And so, theodore Donnell care about us in accordance |
| 0:38.1 | with what we think your dying wishes might well have been. We commit your final |
| 0:45.3 | mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you love so |
| 0:52.4 | TVTL. Hey folks, welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL. This is the |
| 1:05.4 | show that's probably too beautiful to live. As soon as we get the kings worked out |
| 1:09.1 | here, I'm sure it's gonna be a great, great show. You're just now hearing the |
| 1:15.4 | sound of our voice, but boy, we've been sitting around here recording a number |
| 1:20.7 | of fun and exciting introductions for some of the shows that we'll be bringing to |
| 1:25.0 | you in the coming weeks when we are out of town. So, I just want to tell you, we are |
| 1:30.1 | in mid-season form right now. We are absolutely peaking at the right time, |
| 1:36.3 | champing at the bit. Do we got some problems, no work? And also we've been |
| 1:44.8 | sampling a lot of the sweetberry wine. Sweetberry wine! Jen walked in here and |
| 1:50.9 | said, dammit, Burbank, if we're gonna be here for three hours recording things, |
| 1:55.9 | we're gonna do it properly and so well. Here we are together again on the |
| 2:00.4 | imaginary radio speaking of Jen fresh Andrews. Right over there. Hiya. Hi. How |
| 2:07.2 | are you doing? We are now, again, for those of you listening to this show for |
| 2:10.5 | the first time. You're hearing minute number four of us broadcasting, but we've |
| 2:16.0 | already been at this for a long time today. How are you feeling? I'm feeling great. |
| 2:19.7 | I am kind of high off of this financial transaction I had earlier today. What |
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