Episode #888: Bad Babysitters!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2011
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
Allowing teenagers to watch small children has always been a bad idea, and now we know why.
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| 0:00.0 | Chris, that was Mrs. Anderson on the phone. |
| 0:02.0 | She wants to know if you can babysit for her tonight? |
| 0:06.0 | No, tell her I can't. |
| 0:08.0 | Why not? |
| 0:09.0 | Wait, are we doing something? |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, I have to go home. |
| 0:14.0 | Because I want to stay home and be depressed. |
| 0:16.0 | Oh, sit for the Anderson's. That'll depress anyone. |
| 0:19.0 | I'm too old to babysit. |
| 0:21.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:27.0 | Ah, so far so good. |
| 0:29.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 0:34.0 | This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:37.0 | It's episode 888 in a collector series. |
| 0:41.0 | And, oh man, have we got a treat for you? |
| 0:44.0 | Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L. |
| 0:48.0 | We've been collecting your stories about your exploits |
| 0:53.0 | as some of the worst babysitters in America when you were children. |
| 0:58.0 | And... |
| 0:59.0 | That would explain why we have so many drunk kids here. |
| 1:02.0 | We will be playing those, we will be reading those, |
| 1:04.0 | we will even be calling some of you to hear about the ways in which you endanger the children of America |
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