Episode #889: Great Moments In On-Air Meltdowns!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 August 2011
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Anderson Coopers giggling fit has Luke and Jen remembering times they had extreme trouble keeping their sh** together (in Lukes case, quite literally)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, daddy, how's the farmer's market? |
| 0:02.0 | Well, it was great, but guess what the new spinach is? |
| 0:05.0 | Um, radicchio? |
| 0:07.0 | Kale. |
| 0:08.0 | No. |
| 0:09.0 | I know. I was just as blown away as you are. |
| 0:11.0 | Oh, well, I guess we're going to have to adopt... |
| 0:15.0 | Yay, a new attitude towards Kale. Maybe we'll even adopt... |
| 0:18.0 | ...a new vinaigrette. |
| 0:20.0 | Adopt! Yay! |
| 0:22.0 | Okay, what's going on here? |
| 0:24.0 | I'm taking the negative charge out of the word adopted, yay. |
| 0:27.0 | What did Oprah do now? |
| 0:28.0 | Well, she had a girl on who at 16 found out that she was adopted |
| 0:32.0 | and felt betrayed and ran away and became a stripper |
| 0:34.0 | and not the hard-to-gold kind to buy the airport kind. |
| 0:37.0 | Okay. |
| 0:38.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:47.0 | Even the ones by the airport have a hard-to-gold. |
| 0:49.0 | I've heard. I've heard. |
| 0:51.0 | Hi, welcome everybody to a Thursday afternoon edition of... |
| 0:56.0 | T-B-T-L! It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
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