If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, sometimes I doubt that.

I think, you know, grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents.

They're walking on their pants or their cap on backwards, listen to them a man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog, and they don't like them.

TVTL.

Boy, that'll be the day when we can finally book that interview with Eminen M and Snoopy Poopie poop-dog.

Until then, we'll just have to try to get by with a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL,

the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

I don't know what I'm weighing in at today because I've just completely stopped weighing myself. Spock sabotage the system. It is a form of sabotage that I've just kind of conveniently dropped

that little ritual that we had for a long time.

There's also another problem with my weight.

I call cakes big old cookies.

And I've been having a lot of them.

I've been having a lot of big old cookies, and I don't care who knows it.

Hey, this is episode 887 in a collector's series, and we have a lot of stuff to discuss.

Based on a hilarious letter that listener Sarah and Bothel submitted to us written by one of her children,

we've decided to take a look at kids and fantasy.

Kids and fantasy.

And also the kinds of letters we might write to our parents.

Wait, is this, Flash, how does this work?

Is this what we would write now if we could go back in time?

Is this us trying to get in touch with our six-year-old selves?

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