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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #886: Dane Cook vs, Louis CK

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2011

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Jen pick through the weekends news, including Charlie Sheens appearance at The Gathering of The Juggalos, and Dane Cooks incredibly awkward and fascinating cameo on Louis CKs TV show.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm sugarcane.

0:01.0

Hi.

0:02.0

Sugarcane.

0:03.0

Yeah, I changed.

0:04.0

I used to be a sugarcavol chick.

0:05.0

A mola?

0:06.0

Yes.

0:07.0

I come from this musical family.

0:08.0

My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.

0:11.0

Where did he conduct?

0:12.0

On the Baltimore in Ohio.

0:14.0

Who?

0:15.0

Hey, you want something?

0:16.0

It's bourbon.

0:17.0

I'll take a rain check.

0:19.0

I want you to think I'm a drinker.

0:20.0

I can stop anytime I want to, only.

0:22.0

I don't want to, especially when I'm blue.

0:24.0

All the girls drink.

0:25.0

It's just that I'm the one that gets caught.

0:27.0

Story on my life.

0:29.0

I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

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