Episode 88 - Dick on Blue Balls

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2018

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

The bikini chicks from Ivan "Ironman" Stewart's Super Off-Road, Western Feminism intersects with Islamic Fundamentalism, eSports "practice", the "fake because", April O'Neil, the endless blue balls of waiting on a single computer part, forgetting your wallet, Jordan Petersen is Al Bundy with statistics, the time I smuggled weed into Belgium, people who see each other driving when they're driving, nymphs are NSFW, Holy Testicle Tuesday, resistance training like a woman, and history with Kian Magaña; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	What's the big deal? I don't know. You're telling me I can eat? A guy's driving a truck can eat on his job.
0:08.0	Keon can't eat in court.
0:10.0	Yeah. That sucks.
0:12.0	I'm going to bring that up. I'm going to brief the whole thing to the court.
0:15.0	See if you can object.
0:16.0	A due process violation.
0:18.0	Eat a burrito in court have the judge ask me what I'm doing.
0:21.0	Objection, your honor.
0:22.0	Your honor, according to the 14th Amendment that allows... in court have the judge ask me what I'm doing. Objection, your honor.
0:22.6	Your honor, according to the 14th Amendment
0:24.4	that allows gays to be married, I can.
0:28.0	100% sure I can eat in court
0:30.0	if guys can get married and bone each other in the butt.
0:35.0	All right?
0:36.3	I defy you to.
0:38.2	I love the redundancy on that.
0:40.5	You should have gone and lost it.
0:41.5	That's what favorite part of that sentence.
0:43.0	If gay guys can get married and bone each other in the butt.
0:47.0	Because of the 14th Amendment,
0:49.0	right.
0:50.0	Everybody knows that one.
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