Episode 87 - Dick on The Ultimate Douchebag Machine

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2018

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

The Ultimate Douchebag Machine, Acting!, Small Time Tyrants, Dexter meets The Gimp, Coach is pregnant, a mob of angry Q's from Google target Nick Rekieta, The 2018 "Be More F-able" Challenge, Smeagol in bed, what Lettuce Jones missed the most in jail, the buying power of Dickels, Negasterios calls in, Stephen Universe is Degenerate: Part 2, Layc's Singled Out, and advice for the guy who couldn't get off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Look at the look at the fucking can't that's great. That's the best coloring we've ever had
0:08.2	on the show
0:09.7	Look at how much look at how full of life everyone looks.
0:13.2	Does look pretty good. It does look good.
0:15.4	Because I did it. I took extra time to make sure everyone looked good not mediocre
0:23.2	usually I just do a mediocre job good enough yeah usually if the equipment's
0:27.9	running it's like six flags compared to Disneyland yeah no it's like Knott's Berry Farm.
0:34.0	Okay, so what is, what do you guys have here?
0:36.4	Is it a theme park?
0:37.4	Kind of a kind of.
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	Is it a jam factory that you have?
0:41.5	Is it a jelly store? That's store? Yeah. What about Snoopy? Who the
0:45.9	the fuck wants to see Snoopy and Linus? They were the only ones available.
0:49.9	They're the only ones who answered. All right, let's do the show.
0:54.0	Does Linus Blanket have barf on it?
0:57.0	Yeah, of course it does.
0:59.0	Yeah.
1:00.0	He's a child.
1:01.0	Yeah, it's got gross shit all over it.
1:02.6	Yeah, he's got Linus's blanket has a crusty milk from his mom.
1:08.6	Is that thing?
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