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The Dick Show

Episode 86 - Dick on Dickels

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2018

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Yoga pants vs. bustles, NSFW: a pitch for the mutually beneficial segregation of men and women, "content" ruined the Internet, man's endless quest to escape the mob, "Steven Universe" is degenerate, The Women's March, oddguy from Encyclopedia Dramatica calls in with a lolsuit of their own, a school shooting gone wrong, my erotic pallet of familial Jungian archetypes, children singing obscene songs, the One-And-Done Champion, "Look Who You Made Me Sue", the ruination of modern pornography, bras, better studio lighting, "The Rise and Fall of Maddox the Loser", Road Rage: Portland, and Dickels: the first and only comedy podcast ICO; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We got Lacey's coming in. Lacey's en route right now.

0:05.4

Cool.

0:06.4

She's driving recklessly.

0:08.9

Right.

0:09.9

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, leaving the cat cafe.

0:14.0

Yeah, she's leaving her work at gorgeous people, Jim.

0:18.0

Yeah.

0:19.0

They do Pilates and talk about how each other are great.

0:22.0

Right.

0:22.8

Well, you try it this week.

0:24.8

It's a version of church.

0:26.0

Uh, yeah.

0:28.0

Where they're God, whatever, Pilates just tells them what a great job they did all week.

0:33.0

Pray to Joseph.

0:34.0

Yeah.

0:35.0

Joseph the yoga guy.

0:39.0

Joseph the yoga guy.

0:40.0

Yeah.

0:41.0

Should get offended if you call him a yoga guy probably she calls him Pilates pants.

0:45.4

Pilates pants. Oh yeah she does they're not yoga pants they're Pilates pants.

0:49.3

Whatever they're a fantastic invention. Yeah.

0:54.0

No, shit.

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