Episode 85 - Dick on Do-Overs

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2018

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Katt Williams chews out Asterios for his $600 invoice, "The Fountainhead" and making furniture with my dad, a "hehe" laugh track, women and Mario Kart, Justin Rupple does impressions in bed, more information on the "Heather" fiasco, getting vicariously rejected, Adam P'nache: Cajun Attorney, who hates swearing, "You're Welcome (For the Snacks)" by Myroom Records, Webber Shandwick puts me on blast, I don't believe Mr. Fancypants buys his own clothes, and I get roasted by a child; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Everybody's levels all right? Yeah, mine are fantastic. I've never had such great levels in my life.
0:07.0	I'm so happy for all of us.
0:09.0	Presenting. Dick. Dick.
0:13.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:17.0	Dick.
0:18.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:22.0	Ready. Dick. Hey!
0:33.0	Welcome to Dick. You want Dick, you need Dick. You love Dick. You got it. It's the show.
0:40.0	Where everything is a lawsuit, every fucking waking moment of the show, is a lawsuit coming
0:48.1	to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:52.0	I'm your host, Dick Masters in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host Dick Masters and the
0:53.6	20 million dollar man with me as always Sean the audio engineer.
0:57.6	Hello Dick good morning.
1:03.0	It's getting better for me.
1:04.0	You know, you know, you know, we have this deal.
1:08.0	We have a deal.
1:09.0	We have a pact with the Lord.
1:11.0	Oh.
1:12.0	Where we go to sleep and then the next day you wake up and it's a new day.
1:16.0	That's how the pact works.
1:18.0	You start over.
1:20.0	Your brain starts over, it reprocesses things, it defrags itself, it gets rid of all the, it re-remembers the
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