Episode 84 - Dick on Nuttin

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2018

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

Weed should be illegal again, Count Dankula calls in with a fuckery update, Denzel gets cramps, Nick Rekieta goes over Asterios' lolsuit defense and defines defaming, Scotland brings the dumbest asshole in the world out of retirement, an erotic story of an attempted ravishment, The Dick Show Album draws near, the world's wiggliest dildo, Road Rage: Portland is confirmed, I fix Dredd in a new Dicktation, car alarms, throwing chicken skins in the garbage, and Sean is not attracted to a cartoon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Sorry talking about egg salad.
0:03.0	Your fault.
0:06.0	Presenting.
0:07.0	Dick. Dick.
0:08.0	Dick.
0:10.0	Dick.
0:11.0	Dick.
0:12.0	Dick. Dick. I don't even know what I have anything today.
0:15.0	I don't even know what I have in here today.
0:18.0	Yeah! Hey!
0:25.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:29.0	You need Dick!
0:30.0	You want Dick, you love Dick.
0:31.0	is the only show where everything is a lawsuit coming to you live
0:37.8	from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:41.1	I am your host, Dick Masters in the 20 million dollar man joining me
0:49.0	like always
0:50.0	always Sean the audio engineer
0:52.0	Hello Dick hey what's up buddy god I feel weird I'm Sean the audio engineer.
0:52.6	Hello Dick.
0:53.6	Hey what's up buddy God I feel weird today.
0:55.6	Yeah.
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