Episode 83 - Dick on Policing Language

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2018

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

#NotMyShower, Policing Language of Dehumanization, The Waut3rgate Leaks: Part II, unbelievable loading spinners, Maddox's Christmas Lights, 10-round magazines, exact change, manipulative popups, a reimagining of Aeosp's Fables, Don't Walk...Run, "hehe", megalomania, destroying small businesses, and Dickles; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Okay, ready?
0:03.0	Sean is going to be a good year.
0:05.0	I'm feeling that way. Yeah! You need Dick! You love Dick, you Dick, you love Dick, you want Dick, you got it.
0:36.0	It's the only show, where everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain.
0:42.0	I'm your host, the 20 million dollar man.
0:45.0	The one and only 20 million dollar man Dick Masters and with me is always is Sean, the audio engineer.
0:52.0	Happy New Year Dick. Hey what's up buddy. Happy New Year day.
0:53.0	Hey what's up buddy?
0:53.8	Happy New Year.
0:55.2	Yeah.
0:56.2	It's see, it was, Sean, it was, it's been, it's been a whole year since I've seen you.
1:00.9	He he he, he he he, he he he, heh. See you next year.
1:05.0	Are you just trying to make that joke before somebody else does and you have to kill them?
1:08.0	Yeah.
1:09.0	See you next year.
1:10.0	Oh, yeah.
1:11.0	I hope not.
1:12.0	Remember see the next century? I hope you have I hope not.
1:13.0	I hope you have a fucking aneur is before then, dude.
1:17.0	Just for that joke.
1:18.0	Preferably in the next five minutes.
1:20.0	And I'll remember you forever.
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