Episode 82 - Dick on Number Three in Space

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2017

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

The Yawn Police, post-seasonal regret, lies on Tinder, getting to first base with an alien, universal habitat for humanity, how to handle your gentleman's sausage in space, how to have sex in space suits, Antarctica's semen policy, sour grapes, Madcucks' invoice, Asterios' new lolsuit, and ordering oatmeal at a fancy restaurant; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Ah Dick Dick Dick. Dick.
0:13.0	Dick.
0:15.0	Dick.
0:16.0	Ready.
0:17.0	Hey yeah! Yeah! Welcome to Dick. You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick, it's the only. You got it, it's the show where everything is a lawsuit. to you live from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain I'm
0:37.1	your host the 20 million dollar man Dick Masterson with me as always Sean the audio
0:42.1	engineer hello Dick hey what's up buddy joining us today and with me as always Sean the audio engineer.
0:42.6	Hello Dick.
0:43.6	Hey what's up buddy joining us today for a very special year, recap of the year, and an educational episode usually is my friend is my very old friend Rocketman.
0:58.8	He's doing a Cheers motion, a man of few words because he's a man of science.
1:02.8	That's it. Yeah, he doesn't waste him.
1:04.8	I just write it down.
1:05.8	He just writes it down like Jeopardy.
1:08.0	Yeah.
1:09.0	He goes and he, it's one ice clink in the glass for yes, two ice clinks for possibly, but I have to go do some math to figure it out.
1:19.0	It's a special episode today. It's going to be all knowledge-based.
1:24.0	I can't wait. Usually episodes... I actually like that.
1:26.6	Are we recording?
1:30.3	Yes, we're recording and streaming right now, Rocketman.
1:34.0	Okay? This is entertainment.
1:36.0	Things are done with immediacy.
1:38.0	With great urgency and immediacy.
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