I had been living in New York and working there as an actor and director and choreographer for 25 years or so and I really felt I needed a change.

I imagined in my fantasy, I suppose, that when I came here I would have a completely different life.

Perhaps a construction worker or one of those guys that works on those high wire things that with a hard hat you know that sweeping sort of hat and with the chaps.

T-B-T-L!

Whoa, hey there!

Oh, there! Welcome everybody to a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Honey badger don't care. Honey badger smacks the shit out of it.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in it 184 pounds, again, second day in a row.

On that one, we've got a good show for you. It's episode 820 in a collector's suit.

Hi, this is Luke from Susie coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

As we often do, we will roll out some new segments today.

We've actually got three of them. The first is called Nailed It.

Nailed it.

Also a segment number two that we're debuting here on today's program is called The I Pick This.

And that's, well, general explain.

Speaking of Jen, a new segment number three is called Jen Could You Please Explain Then?

In which I asked Jen to please explain something that is mysterious to me as a feller.

I can't quite wrap my brain around something, but we're going to turn to the wisdom of Jen.

Also, one of you is going to get a chance to win an awesome dinner for two thanks to Chateau Sam Michelle.

How much did he say winning?

Say, do you say winning by entering?

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