Right after the break, we're going to interview Eric Wyhenmayer, who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest, but he's gay.

I mean, he's gay, excuse me, he's blind.

T-B-T-L!

Hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I just love hot Cheetos!

I love them so much. You know what else I love?

This here program, which finds us at episode number 822 in a collector series.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank.

This is usually the part of the show where I give my weight. I don't really want to...

Man, it is nasty out there.

I want to talk about that right now. Let's just keep it moving.

We've got quite a show in store for you on this Monday.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

Well, it's Monday, so that means it's...

It's Granny Time!

We've also got a couple of more songs of the summer nominees to tell you about.

And listener Joe is going to meet some very famous people tonight for a work thing.

And he wants to know, what are you supposed to do when you meet a famous person at a party?

Do you make an impact on them?

How do you sort of keep it on the appropriate side?

When you're fawning, what's the proper move?

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