Hey, Luke Vanessa, it's Adam and Scott and the other guy's villain, I'm a striving, and let me tell you about the radio in LA.

It is so bad. Like, all there is is classic rock. Like, you cannot get away from f***ing Van Halen, the Genesis, the Arrow Smith, the Doors, the Led Zeppelin.

You know, and like, every day it's f***ing two for two days. It's two for two's everywhere. It's like three for three for third day.

F***ing crazy. What the f*** is going on with radio? Come on, Luke. I'm called, man. There have to be some better radio to listen to in LA.

T-B-T-M!

Well, I don't know if this is going to be an improvement on a two for two's day or not, but what we find ourselves at right here right now is a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. I am courageous. I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 100 and 84 pounds, which is, you know, kind of an improvement from yesterday.

We have a very fun show in store for you today. This is episode 819 in a collector's series.

And we are enjoying a gorgeous day here in Seattle, Washington. It's the kind of day we don't get very often.

And so, because we're actually broadcasting from Cairo today, I'm wearing my work speedo. If we were at home, I'd have my home banana hammock on.

But I'm keeping it professional here at the Cairo Broadcast Closet. This is an exciting day for us because we have a couple of guys here.

We've had some great legendary comedians on the show, but maybe none as legendary as, well, the first of our two guests. He's known as America's Funny Man and his name.

He's wow, it's really. We really got that crowd juice up. His name is Neil Hamburger. Hello, Neil. Hello.

I guess that kind of a riotous applause is is nothing new for you. That sounded to me like that was from a Baja Marimba band concert from 1963.

I have the album and I do recognize that. So you're not fooling anyone. You also recognize it from your performances across the globe.

No, no, it wasn't a sound of a booing and anger and things being thrown.

We also have here the the very talented and the pride of Seattle Public Access, Mr. Don't miss the sausage.

Brody Stevens is here. Hello, Brody. It's great to be back here on the Cairo radio networks. Luke Burbank.

Yes, yes, it's happening. Brody, I was a I was a big admirer of yours when you had the Brody antenna public access program here in the Seattle area.

Back in the day, Channel 29 up in North Seattle, Aurora in 98. I can tell you where the secret studio was because we used to get threats and I was fearful for violent attacks because I was bringing fresh issues to Seattle.

Yes, anti bike messenger type protesting situations bottom line is Seattle is great to be here and I'm back. I am back.

We've got 24 hours. You guys are both you guys are both performing as the headliners or co headliners of.

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