Episode 81 - Dick on Eating Expenses

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2017

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

Office Christmas party disasters, Asterios defends his $600 invoice, email auto-responders, the Pope embarrasses himself again, Star Wars is not Star Wars, Net Nuetrality [sic], Cracked calls me the face of "conservative comedy", Jamie's outsourced news segment, Jesus, Lost Legos, many bing bong remixes, $5 oil fights, new Christmas traditions, and the Race War; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	No, I don't want to report the bug. I don't want to help you at all.
0:05.0	Every... You know what I mean?
0:08.0	Yeah. Would you like to report this bug for us?
0:11.0	No. No.
0:12.0	It should never have happened.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick.
0:23.0	It's the only show where everything is a lawsuit,
0:26.0	coming to you live from a mountain,
0:29.0	from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain,
0:31.0	deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:33.0	I'm your host, Dick Masterson, the 20 million dollar man!
0:41.0	And with me as always is Sean the audio engineer.
0:44.7	Hello Dick.
0:45.3	Hey what's up buddy joining us today to read the news is Jamie.
0:49.2	Buffalo Bill, Jamie Lynn Hughes.
0:50.9	Buffalo Bill, AKA L. A aka L.A. Phil.
0:53.0	Oh, that's going to be me now?
0:55.0	No?
0:56.0	No.
0:57.0	Yeah.
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