Hey buddy, you doing good. I feel I'm so much more relaxed. Thank you, Helen

I just feel like I'm excited and I feel relaxed and I'm ready to party

with the best of them. I'm gonna go down to the river. Wow, it looks like

somebody's really relaxing now. T-B-T-A-M!

Indeed, hello America. Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. This is

the show that's probably too beautiful to live. I'm your host Luke Burbank, this

episode 815 in a collector series. Jen Flash Andrews, your friend and the

longtime producer of the program is even as we speak, probably moving ever

westward on the highways and byways of America, vacating the premises there

Fort Wayne, Indiana, she and her man Jason and her dog Nightly are coming back to

the Seattle area and boy we couldn't be more excited about it although I just

got to can only describe it as a somewhat apoplectic email from my friend Chris

Hayes over at the nation because the breakdown podcast saying my god what will

happen to the Fort Wayne news desk without Jen Flash Andrews there to man it

well it's just gonna have to become the Queen Anne news desk I guess the good

news is wherever Jen Andrews is there will be some bull crap going on and she's

gonna be reporting on it. I promise we'll still use the same cheesy music

because that's really the large draw of the segment I think we can all agree

it's a Thursday mercifully the torrential rains of yesterday have

subsided here in Seattle for about a minute so that's exciting I have my

banana hammock on once again in celebration that's why I have the webcam

turned away you guys sorry you're really really missing out and also you're

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