Episode #816: Trainwrecks R Us

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2011

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Jen checks in from Minnesota, Luke has technical problems (which he tries to solve by drinking lots of beer during the show), and things basically go totally off the rails. Plus, discussion of Bin Laden's porn stash.

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0:00.0	Meanwhile Tobias had arranged an audition for a local commercial.
0:04.3	First of all, I love it.
0:06.5	Quick question though, am I pennant about the fire? Am I being brave for everyone else?
0:12.4	The fire. It's a fire sale.
0:15.8	Okay, I didn't, well, let's give it a shot.
0:20.6	Oh my god, we're having a fire sale.
0:25.0	Oh, the burning!
0:26.4	Ah! Oh, me!
0:29.6	Sing great!
0:31.4	This isn't a fever!
0:32.6	Can't even see where the dove is!
0:34.7	And scene.
0:37.5	Would you like to try that a little simpler, maybe?
0:42.4	No.
0:43.0	T-B-T-L!
0:50.0	We never do anything the simple way, which is how we find ourselves here.
0:54.8	On a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, this is the show that's probably too beautiful
0:59.7	to live.
1:00.7	How dare you people even say that?
1:07.4	My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.
1:10.1	This I believe is episode 816 in a collector's series.
1:14.3	Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.
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