No, Your Honor, I'm not disputing the fine. I'm refusing to pay it.

Grenade, respawn.

Miss, I mean, ma'am, read the fine print. If you don't pay, I can sentence you to up to three weeks of community service.

How about three months? This is a sham, your dishonor.

Nay, a mockery! I put the system on trial. You can't handle the truth.

I'm out of order, You're out of order.

Victor Sufuel. Gubble, gobble, gobble.

TBTL.

Putting the system on trial five days a week.

This is TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Welcome everybody to a very special Wednesday afternoon edition of the program.

Sleep every wine!

I'm your host, Luke Burbank,

I'm weighing in at 185 pounds.

I really enjoyed myself in Chicago.

Really enjoyed myself to the tune of adding a few pounds

of the old waistline.

Hey, this is episode, I think it's 814 in a collector series.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TBTL.

Oh, we've got all kinds of stuff. Jen's got a big announcement.

Drew came here today to make an important life-changing announcement. So let's everybody stand up for this.

We'll hear that also. It's pretty cool, you know. It's pretty cool being hosts of an imaginary radio show and interacting with you the tens of listeners.

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