Episode 80 - Dick on The Sounds of Spite

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2017

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

Asterios tops the Billboard music charts for the second time this year, VERY FAKE NEWS CNN attacks me with violent alt-left phraseology, Kian likes Malort, my YMCA reboot, Eastern fetishization and the night of ten thousand bing bongs, my unstoppable Magic: The Gathering deck, Asterios' $600 invoice, how to properly follow police instructions, the great Madbux buy out, things I am advised not to say about a marriage, Wikipedia begging, how to wear the TDS Gentleman's Hoodie, the TDS Top Gay calls in with Hot Goss, the meat machine works against you, how to send your neighbors a message, and Izzy's story about sex toy returns; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	Yeah! Yeah!
0:21.0	You want Dick you need to, you love Dick.
0:23.7	It's your only show where everything is a contest.
0:25.3	Coming to you live from a mountain bunker,
0:26.8	deep in the heart, deep in the heart, deep in a mountain side
0:29.4	in the heart of the city of failure.
0:31.3	I am your host, Dickon the 20 million dollar man.
0:38.0	The 20 million dollar man. Your host Dick Masters in the 20, 20 million dollar man.
0:45.0	Dollars.
0:46.3	They're gonna, people are gonna make that reference in the future.
0:48.4	They're gonna remember Dick Masters in the 20 million dollar man,
0:50.4	they're gonna go, what's a dollar?
0:52.2	Yeah, the American dollar dollar what's an American
0:53.8	dollar I only use bit coins the amaro the amaro that's what they're gonna
0:59.8	the US government is gonna have to come up with a currency to compete with the fake
1:04.9	nerd currency of Bitcoin's.
1:06.6	Yeah.
1:07.6	Can you imagine how funny that will be?
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