Episode 79 - Dick on Road Rage: Chicago

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2017

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Christmas lights and looking at Christmas lights, furries vs. cat ladies vs. cat cafes, Coach's $61.00 invoice, Road Rage: Chicago and the minds blown therein, "Thank You" cards, self-identification of hardness, Kimball vs. Peach: the Cuckening, short privilege, many NSFW rants, Braveheart II: The Patriot, my drunk driving self-driving car app, and throwing up in Jujutsu class; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah, yeah. You want to get.
0:13.0	You want to get ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:17.0	You want to get. Yeah, you won Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick. You got it, it's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker back safely back safely
0:35.3	in the heart of the city of failure I'm your host the 20 million dollar man Dick
0:39.9	Masters and with me as always is Sean hello dick
0:42.4	audio engineer what's up buddy holy shit Masters and with me as always is Sean. Hello Dick.
0:43.0	Audio engineer, what's up buddy?
0:44.0	Holy shit.
0:45.0	Isn't that and the other?
0:46.0	How are you doing after Road Rage Chicago?
0:49.0	On a scale of one to coach, with me being in the middle how are you doing oh because
0:55.6	coach is he writing a high oh shot he's a big shot he's a big shot he just
0:59.2	texted me he just texted me and I wouldn't have mentioned this except I'm pissed at him.
1:03.2	Oh yeah? Yeah, I'm very pissed at his ass. He texted me saying hey I just threw up in
1:09.6	Jiu-Jitsu. Let me read his actual text. Oh, okay, well, you know.
1:14.0	Jesus fuck, JFC,
1:16.0	threw up at Jiu-Jitsu today
1:19.0	must have been a big week.
1:21.0	For coach, for a big man. One big week for coach for a big man yeah one big week for a man one big puke at
1:28.2	jugitsu class yeah that's how that goes he's Jiu-Jitsu class earning his belts.
1:34.0	They're probably...
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